rumple steak

What rumplestiltskin eats when describing who to kill next

"Dearie make me some rumple steak or I'll burn you to the steak

by Rumplesteak August 18, 2017

Burnt Steak

A steak that is burnt.

Human A "You are fucking stupid that steak was supposed to be medium rare, now it's a burnt steak!!!"
Human B "It is medium rare

by ConfinedDev February 26, 2020

bearded steak

A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.

Do we have any bearded steak in the fridge? I would love to spread some on a multigrain cracker.

by Lolals December 29, 2013

Lake steak

Any edible creature coming out of the lake. Such as bass, trout and crayfish.

Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017

Steak Sandwhich

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.

Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

bake the steak

Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.

Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.

by RNPS January 13, 2008

sirloin steak

A really good type of meat-from a cow's leg.

"I had sirloin steak the other night for dinner...it was so good."

by purpledoodles February 6, 2010