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Nootmare

Just your typical goopy octopus mother with a gun.
Momma Nootmare.
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Avaneesh Nitya-Nootan

A phrase that refers to the head of a tuna
His head looked like an Avaneesh Nitya-Nootan
by StirCopter February 15, 2022
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Noots

Derived from the Comedy Central show, South Park. In a good portion of the episodes, Eric Cartman (a.k.a Cartman), expresses the desire to, "Kick someone square in the nuts!". However, in a strong minority of the episodes mentioned, a distant Southern American accent can be heard. For example, Cartman says, "Ah will kick yew squaw (square) in the noots (nuts)!" Hence, 'noots', is just another word pertaining to the testicles. Also to be used, with punity, in conjuction with the following for direct reference: nuts, balls, beans, nards, nads, double plums, sperm compounds, or any number of other words that relate directly to testicles. Most often used in regards to doing some form of blunt harm to the same.
When Cartman Found Out About A Conspiracy By His Mother To Get Him Infected With Chicken Pox: "Oh, man! I'm going go downstairs and kick her 'squaw in the noots'!"

Bad Drug Deal: "Yo' G! That mother fucker sold me some bad H, man! I'm gonna cut off his noots!!"

Sex and the City Conversation: "He was really into it and got really turned on when I started playing with his 'noots'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 10, 2008
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Noots

A sexy ranga who gets all the chicks
Guy: hey babe
Girl: sorry I'm dating noots
by Big Noots550 March 1, 2017
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Noothaphobia

Nooth has noothaphobia
by Jack poopy April 5, 2020
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le nootsac

a term used to describe a facial
Guy: hey you wanna try out my facial cream its called "le nootsac"... every special order comes with a free pearl necklace
by djneddy January 23, 2009
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Nooted

The term for someone who claims that their content is original, but their content is not at all original.
"Did you see my new meme? It's original and funny."
"Dude stop being a nooted. You stole that meme from Google images."
by FilthyGarbageBoy August 21, 2016
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