lotionable

when ur ashy so u need to add lotion

antonio: ou mary is lotionable asf rn

by lolol638478274 September 19, 2022

Lotionizing

The Urge to apply lotion.

I love lotionizing early in the morning

by Rainify January 16, 2024

Grown folk lotion

When someone uses baby lotion and they not a baby tell them to use some grown folk lotion.

What lotion you use

Baby lotion

Girl you better get you some grown folk lotion

by Jalissabowers September 11, 2019

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

Lotion

The thing people put on their hands to wank off with

I put lotion on my hands to wank off to my friend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024

Austin Lotion

a nigha who hellaaaaa retarded, somehow has reverse down syndrome and has like an odd amount of toes on his feet

That nigga austin lotion built like my grandma

by hectorodee December 22, 2023

Lotionized

when your body produces lotion

my body is lotionized like a babys ass

by Lotion26 September 19, 2023