nine-eleven 

the explosive impact literally of the event on the september 11th 2001.
Also the habit with slang,of bad things meaning good things.
Definition is something amazing,explosive,massive

Q:"how was your birthday party?"
A:"Fuckin´nine-eleven,man!"

nine-eleven by bread bag March 30, 2005

Nine-Eleventy

An emergency state of vigilance and preparedness following closely on the heels of a governmental pronouncement of impending national doom, with such pronouncements often coinciding with upcoming elections and/or with recently published polling data reflecting ever-diminishing popularity ratings of the Nine-Eleventy "decider".

"Some critics claim that when the government's in trouble they get all Nine-Eleventy up in this bitch." Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)

Nine-Eleventy by KatieOh! July 5, 2006

nine to five ham and egger 

a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at Denny's.

Hells yeah that's my mansion. What do you think I am some kind of nine to five ham and egger?

nine to five ham and egger by Punch Dancing Out My Rage May 29, 2009

Nine Volt 

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.

Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.

Nine Volt by JB February 24, 2004

Nine-Eleven 

1. Verb To seriously damage/hurt unexpectedly, and afterwards try to recollect pride in oneself.

2. A stronger form of "Pearl Harbor"

Man 1: So I hear you just got out of jail? From how you're walking, you must've gotten Nine-Elevened hard!
Man 2: I don't wanna talk about it...

Girl 1: Oh my God, are you okay? What happened?!
Girl 2: I was just Nine-Elevened in the parking lot! *tears*

Nine-Eleven by whatsapseudonymman September 6, 2011

Nine-Eleven 

September 11th, 2001.

"Ever since Nine-Eleven there's been nothing but mass censorship and stuff."

Nine-Eleven by Dave January 15, 2004

Nine Iron 

A slang term for a gun. This is the result of a combination of 9mm and iron.

"You'd better bring your nine iron, just in case"

Nine Iron by Jimminny June 17, 2008