Valley New Year

A made up holiday for a bunch of skells to get blackout drunk and act foolish.
Takes place the night before Thanksgiving

One valley new year, somebody got thrown off a bridge.

by Ty54 November 23, 2022

New Year Flu

It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year's Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.

My throat is killing me and all of my joints ache. I think I caught the New Year Flu from kissing those randoms at midnight.

by Grippstick January 12, 2008

Rules of New Years

You must:
1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT

Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"

by Failbait July 11, 2010

New Year's Eve

The 365th (366th in leap years) day of the year, also the last, New Year's Eve is generally considered a day to:
- party and countdown with others
- watch the celebrations at midnight

We had a HUGE party on New Year's Eve and we celebrated like mad.

by !????????????????????????????! December 7, 2011

new year's eve

a night where everyone lights bonfires and gets drunk!

So are we gonna go bum hopping to get the liquor for new year's eve?

by Zeratual December 30, 2003

New Year's Baby

A New Year's Baby is born on January 1st, and will always die the same year on December 31st to make room for new New Year's Babies.

Pregnant Woman: OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO BAD
Doctor: You have to push.
Pregnant Woman: Are you crazy? It's New Year's day! It'll be a New Year's Baby!

by Irockman1 December 30, 2008

New Years Disaster

When you get really fucked up at new years party and have a great time. Maybe even hit on a couple ladies with some big titties and tell them why you can't have contacts. Then you go down the stairs to relax with some people before the ball drops. Then a little freshman drunk out of their mind comes down the stairs, despite you carefully avoiding and evading her the ENTIRE night. She then sits on your lap and your locked in with no way of getting out of hooking up with her. You then tell her you have no desire in hooking up with her anymore. And she then begins to flip out and spits in your eyeball. Then when the ball drops she turns into an animal and attacks your face with her mouth, I can only make the comparison of her having a seizure in your mouth. Then you leave because your disgusted at what happened, and she goes home and throws up, unfortunately you remember everything that happened in every single detail possible, and she remembers nothing. Especially the spitting in the eyeball. I forgot to mention she also punches you in the stomach like a little ninja, drunk of course.

"Yeah my new years sucked, I had a new years disaster. I had spit in my eye for hours, and pain in my stomach."

by Nard Dog Bitch February 14, 2010