New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020

New England Whiff

A New England Whiff is the act of smelling a fart from someone across the room. It does not have to be in a confined space however and can just be the act of smelling a fart in general.

Person 1: Yo did you just catch a New England Whiff?
Person 2: Yes, actually I did and I must say it was pretty nasty.

by Englishmajor5697 December 12, 2017

New England Blizzard

When your walking outside and then it starts to snow, and then it doesn't stop for like a month.

Thanks to New England Blizzards, I barely have school in the winter.

by Young Jamal December 12, 2017

New England waterbirth

you gullible retard

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”

by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.

Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.

by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021

New England

Where attractive women from other states come to, in order to be transformed into trashy single moms by toothless hillbillies.

Clarissa went to New England for summer vacation and came back pregnant with deer antler tattoos after dating the hillbillies. Now she's looking for a "real man" to support her and the baby because she "works full time" as a "stay at home mommy" for her mentally disabled kid.

by Mfgihateithere June 30, 2021