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Netvangelist

An evangelist who preaches their ideologies or religion on the internet no matter what the social media app/website
Person in clip: “I have a place where I pray to my ancestors and sometimes I see them in my dreams…”
Netvangelist: “PFFFT! Those are demons you’re worshipping not your ancestors and late loved ones! Find salvation in God/Allah and you will be saved!” *rambles off a bunch of bible verses or talks about what’s haram for 12 paragraphs*
Person reading the comments: “IT’S A CLIP ABOUT HOW SOMEONE MOURNS ONG STFU YA NETVANGELIST”
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Netra

I am Netra
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Cameron is such a nerangatang
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Netanyahued

Instigator; ex. When you hit someone, run & hide then blame someone else & cry victim when someone retaliates; a person who throws rocks & hides hands.
The kids on playground were fighting but didn’t know why it started, a witness tells teacher they were Netanyahued. When teacher questioned instigator who Netanyahued the kids, he cries victim because he got caught,
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NetanYahoo!

A saying to celebrate another persons suffering (n)
I screamed out "NetanYahoo!" when i heard johns dog die
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Netanyahu

A national hero who is making the world a better place once at a time.
Look, that's Netanyahu, the best man in the world
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Dirty Nethanel

When a man you met on craigslist to experiment with your newly discovered furry fetish slaps you across the face with his peanut butter coated 12 inch shlong in his basement dressed as a clown and twists your cat tail butt plug counter clockwise until he rams you with a well lubed king sized eggplant while reciting bible scripture.
I don't know Doc, is my asshole supposed to look like that even after a Dirty Nethanel?
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