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necrophilia 

"necrophilia is funny tho, I'd fuck my friends dead sister" - Newland 02/10/2022

necrophilia 

Necrophilia(N.)
Botany-A flower, often pussy shaped, involved in the making of several herbal aphrodisiacs. Also, in late season, a potent musk. Usually having white or pink petals and long stems.
What a lovely necrophilia! They sure are blooming early this year. Care for a smell?

necrophiliac 

One who has an obsession with anything dead, especially human bodies.
Necrophiliacs are dumbasses.

Necrophilia 

Jey: Yo man, I just finished Liberty City Stories. I can't believe they made Donald Love have necrophilia!
Haris: I know right! And him being a cannibal! Dayum Rockstar!
Necrophilia by EpicMan3444564 December 22, 2013

Anilingus-Necrophilia 

The act of eating out dead asshole.

Someone who prefers dead asshole(s) above live asshole(s) for it's moisture and texture.
Connie and Mary at a Club:

Connie: "She's a total bitch,"

Mary: "Ya, I know, I saw her at the cemetery last night, she must be an Anilingus-Necrophiliac."

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.
dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break