Ass napkin

A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"

My manager Greg is such an ass napkin

by Assnap15 January 9, 2014

Napkin Joint

When you can see the pocket of your booty shorts hang below the hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy: “got those shorts with the napkin joints, that means u basic”

girl: “wut”

by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018

Slut napkin

A slut napkin is the towelette that a slut uses to wipe her face off after a man has cum all over her face.

Also a provocative insult used to humiliate.

Yo slut napkin get on your knees and sick my dick. slut napkin cum whore dick humiliate fuck bitch pussy towel cock cunt

by Trippintits April 18, 2016

Paper Napkin

A white boy.

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.

by simiangang January 16, 2010

Quinny napkin

-noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.

-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.

1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!

2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.

3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.

4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!

by Happy Sheepy April 7, 2011

napkin boy

See Fredrik for further information.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

damp napkin

When your girlfriend cums in your beard

I was eating my bitch put and she gave me a damp napkin

by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018