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by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018
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Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.
by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022
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Mute

What you say when one of the boys starts talking absolute nonsense or arguing a pointless point. A quick way to tell them to shut up or take a breather before things get worse. Mate cannot talk until voted to be unmuted.
Mate: Talking nonsense near huzz
Me: Mute

Mate: Trying to prove a point thats useless
Me: Mute, go for a walk.

Mate: "I reckon pineapple on pizza is a crime."
Me: "Mute. Go sit facing the corner"

Mate: "I can definitely out-bench you, no worries."
Me: "Mute."
by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025
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Muted mephone4

Muted MePhone4 is a form of Mephone4, the host of the hit show Inanimate Insanity. Muted Mephone4 appears in Season 3 Episode 18 and onward of Inanimate Insanity Invitational.

Muted MePhone4 Is categorized as a VIBRATOR📳📳📳📳📳. His object species is a VIBRATOR 📳📳📳📳📳📳.
I am using my Muted Mephone4. 📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳
by w33zerbluealbum July 21, 2024
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Mute Shaming

When you're on a video conference and others pressure you to turn your mic on against your will.
Hey man, I don't feel like talking right now. Stop mute shaming me.
by schobalt April 22, 2020
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Mute R6

An absolute beauty of an operator in rainbow six siege when i roll up on defence with my mute elite i feel confident that i'm going to clutch a 1 v 5 but some people are haters and can't handle the heat of my M950A1 shotgun
by Insane Jarvis December 7, 2020
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Mute

Come over to my party, but keep it muted
by rizzmu.hehe March 15, 2024
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