you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

Mute Ringo's Mic

A concept that refers to back-up instrument players with their microphones being muted. They will be shown singing and playing their drums, piano, or guitar and singing back-up for the lead singer. However they probably don't sing very well, so the lead singer mutes their microphone to insure a good overall performance. We use Ringo Star as an example because he is the least preferred of any of the Beatles and he had the worst singing voice of any of them.

Lead singer 1: Dude our drummer has such a bad voice

Lead singer 2: Yeah, why do we give him a microphone anyway?

Lead singer 1: I don't know but we should mute Ringo's mic.

Lead singer 2: Hah, so he'll think he's singing when he's really not?

Lead singer 1: Exactly!

by hedecky May 30, 2011

this goes hard on mute

a song so bad that people use this for sarcastic reasons

Guy1: yo bro look at this song, its so bad that this goes hard on mute
Guy2: because it absolutely sucks
Guy1: ok

by yo this is a banger November 14, 2023

Mute Eating

Trying to eat something without making too much noise by chewing slower. Usually used to avoid waking someone up or to not break the silence around you.

Lucy: *Asleep with her head resting on John's shoulder*
John: *Picks up a taco from his left and bites into it*
Lucy: *Wakes up* Shhh i'm trying to sleep...
John: *Takes another bite but does it softly and chews slowly to create less noise*
Lucy: You're terrible at Mute Eating.

by BlueNipple November 9, 2013

mute em and shoot em

An aboriginal person

Look at that mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 18, 2024

mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Muted mephone4

Muted MePhone4 is a form of Mephone4, the host of the hit show Inanimate Insanity. Muted Mephone4 appears in Season 3 Episode 18 and onward of Inanimate Insanity Invitational.

Muted MePhone4 Is categorized as a VIBRATOR📳📳📳📳📳. His object species is a VIBRATOR 📳📳📳📳📳📳.

I am using my Muted Mephone4. 📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳📳

by w33zerbluealbum July 21, 2024