mush

the circumcised head of a male penis. hilarious because it looks like a mushroom

Andrew: I just shaved my pubic hair and now my mush stands out!

by bilnij November 10, 2010

mush

This Person Is A sarcastic And cocky twat, all though can be funny, it gets boring and usually goes to far evan if you are close to him. He also has sore spots and will have a childish " mush " on you. This person will be there for you...but most of the time be a pain in the arse. A huge hypocrite!

" Mush "

Temper tantrum
Paddy
Hippy fit

by do one December 17, 2007

DJ Mush

A nickname gifted to your childhood friend by the squad due to his impeccable style of hair that stayed the same throughout childhood, which always resembled a mushroom.

Bro DJ Mush's hair is another level. Honestly, do you even mush?

by RIPKDOT December 04, 2018

Mush Caca

Of, or pertaining to a flaccid penis.

I went home with Tim, but nothing happened, he had a bad case of mush caca.

by cliffj October 09, 2013

Darf Mush

1: A form of diarrhea.
2: Play doh.
3: A not-so-bright person.

You're freaking darf mush.
Let's play w/ some Darf mush.
Uuuuuhhhhhh... i'm getting darf mush!

by Rocketeer ninja July 25, 2011

dirty mush

When one places a whole chickpea into the anal cavity and their significant other tries to retrieve it using his penis but accidentally inserts it, henceforth creating, 'bummus'.

I used to love chickpeas until i saw a dirty mush in action. (She also eats soup with her hands.)

by GRUBPLATE June 28, 2020

mush dick

a dick that never seems fully erect no matter what you try

Eddie has mush dick. It never gets like a rock"

by Civicchick November 08, 2013