by GIceton July 26, 2011
To remove all the marmalade from a jar, fill it half way up with your own faece, and then fill it back up with the marmalade.
"Oh man john ate my leftovers again, so i totally did an Ezra Murray on his marmalade, i cant wait for him to find it!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016
he is so hot and has big titties and he is an english teacher but most importantly, he’s the sexiest man alive
by reallysweatyballs May 28, 2022
A man who gets slapped by Reuel and is a pedophile. Also his luchbox is very stealable and he wets his pants
by AHAHHAHAAH May 12, 2022
by CancerKing69 January 13, 2022
A pimped out player who knows how to get his. While a murray kirman may only stand at about 5'6 he's atleast 7feet tall when laying on his back and his feet are wide as a bear's paw. Known for his exploitation of women and his extremly legendary large penis. Murray kirman is also known to punk a motherfucker in a split second, While rivaled by noone and praised by all, murray kirman is the definition of having "been there and done that" Also a murray kirman can be found in the city of Sherman Oaks in Los Angeles County usually representing himself as only a real G can in his "OLD GUYS RULE" T-Shirts and when asked about anything worth doing he can more than not be found answering with the only answer a beast of a man like himself can answer a question with "It was good, it was not great". Also this man's took a trip to the store at age 11 and his explorations and adventure's were captured in a 5 book series called The Death Dealer" written by Frank Frazetta. A murray kirman is also known by his bathroom shower which has been said to be big enough for 3 very large people but for his uses he can only squeeze himself, a slender thin woman and his extremely large penis in that mystical of all places where magic and sexual perfection is achieved.
by thatguy1980 November 04, 2011
by murraysface July 11, 2008