Mullet dress

When a person dresses casual on bottom and business on top.

Billy's fashion style is mullet dress, he is wearing shorts and sandals and a nice button up dress shirt.

by Maize69 January 10, 2011

euro mullet

A European hairstyle similar to the mullet, typically styled into a fauxhawk both in the front and back.

Jörg's euro mullet is so fierce; all the chicks love his hair.

by Travis Crawford April 30, 2008

blind mullet

a floating turd

I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.

by Vegas March 22, 2003

Junk Mullet

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.

I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

Radiology Mullet

When a radiologist wears a scrub top with dress pants.

Dr. Rick Kamwerdzer got enema barium on his shirt today. He is lucky he was wearing his radiology mullet.

by gurgurant November 28, 2009

mullet over

A disastrous mating of mullet and comb-over. When you see this doubly tragic combination on one head, maintain a safe distance. The man who wears this cut should be considered dangerous and delusional. If a breeze lifts long straggly strands off his shiny pate, do not laugh under any circumstances. Though he possesses few teeth, he will bite. Do not approach.

"Hey, dude, I think we should get out of here!"
"But I haven't finished my beer."
"That guy with the mullet over has been staring at your butt for the last half hour. He's coming this way!"
"Hey, did you just hear the tune from Deliverance?"

by kathcom October 22, 2011

gooch mullet

a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)

I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.

by kidswooft July 1, 2007