Mormon
Those Mormons, man! I can't talk to one of them without them frequently quoting Monty Python, or going off on some rant about how awesome Joseph Smith was.
Mormon by trollgeneral5million December 28, 2010
Mormon
Weird group.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.
Me- The Smiths have twenty kids!
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..
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1: Have you heard about Jimmy?
2: Isn't he one of the few people who was able to escape the Mormon church?
1: Well technically he is still a member, but doesn't believe in any of that stuff.
2: Isn't he one of the few people who was able to escape the Mormon church?
1: Well technically he is still a member, but doesn't believe in any of that stuff.
Mormon by GengarVenom April 13, 2019
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mormon by Elder Kevin Price January 22, 2016
Mormon
1. mormons fuck like rabbits and have 16 wives, bigamist
2. utah=99.9999% mormon
3. you get it by now i'm sure
2. utah=99.9999% mormon
3. you get it by now i'm sure
Mormon by that one really creepy guy September 6, 2011
Mormon
Mortal enemy. Never trust a mormon. Modern day evangelicals usually have ties to the cops and school districts..