A mop top allstar is a woman who is extremely good at giving blow jobs, and has been elevated to the Allstar roster.
Dan - "Damn, that girl is so busted! What were you thinking?"
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
by A$$holius March 29, 2015
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A middle aged teen who lacks hair flow so bad that he's drowning in overgrown dreads. Likes to assume he's at the top of the food chain. Is the one kid on the lax team that is purposely uninvited to team events.
-Bro does liam know the barbershops are open? His shit overgrown
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
- nah, thats just his hair flow
-should I tell him he be lookin like a mop top salad?
- no just let him feel like Mr.Steal your girl
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Get the Mop N Glow mug.I cannot wait for Susan to mop my slop this weekend.
She gave a great mopping the other night, I busted in her face.
She gave a great mopping the other night, I busted in her face.
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