by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003
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when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
by ale-ale-jandro August 27, 2011
Get the moobs mug.Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.
At the doctors.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018
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boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
by stef July 9, 2004
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man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck
by who0ligan January 19, 2006
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