home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!

Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3

by Kristakins+Rosie July 2, 2009

monmouth regional

High school in New Jersey that mostly consist of Eatontown kids and Tinton Falls kids. The school was running itself into the ground until Cory Radisch became principal and is currently working on returning the school to its old glory. Its a very diverse high school with a very underrated classes. The sports teams are average but everyone once and a while a team has great run defeating top teams and placing high. Overall Monmouth Regional was a once respected school until multiple controversies in the last 2 decades but is no on good track to returning to its former glory.

What school do you go to?
Monmouth Regional of course!

by Barcelona99 November 16, 2016

minimoon

To display/flash bare buttocks by a small in stature prankster.

I was the victim of a minimoon by a scrawny, bony assed, teenager today. I called the police but I could not describe his face.

by Wildthing September 18, 2011

Minimod

A person from skycade that wishes to be mod like pigmatt , reports every fucking thing even if it’s a joke but the a mini mod is not old enough or the keep on getting rejected

Pigmatt is a minimod

by A person that plays skycade October 26, 2018

Minimole

A huge flaming homosexual who makes sonic re-skins.
Also enjoys ford trucks and incest.

guy1: Man that guy is posting sonic in ford truck picture again
guy2: what a Minimole

by anon213791 February 19, 2011

Monitor

A person with a square head.

Adam Pasquerello is a monitor.

by mullettboy August 4, 2009

Monicornies

An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.

Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob

by Ninja master Phil November 23, 2010