Marilyn Monroe

a TOTAL legenddddddddddd!

diamonds are a girlssss bestttttt frienddddddd

by boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd April 30, 2005

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

A- "Did you know that Tom suffers from Monatophobia? He's afraid of dying alone
B- "Aren't we all afraid of dying alone?"

by Julian789 September 14, 2017

Cock Mongrol

-n
A person, usually female, who loves penis so much, they can not go for long periods of time without sucking one or fucking one. A tell tale sign is that the said person will have gradually increasing convulsions until they have had a penis interaction.

We totally thought Shawnquita was epileptic. Turns out she is just a cock mongrol.

by willyboy1988 July 9, 2010

monro

A very rare first name hailed from Scotland. Monros tend to be tough and like to fight and is usually someone who you don't wanna fuck with but once you get to know monro he's sweet and caring.

Don't talk to much smack or monro will get you

by The shady duck October 22, 2017

Monroe, Michigan

A sad little town in Michigan located north of Toledo and south of Detroit. No one loves Monroe, because it is not very important. There's lots of cornfields and the winters are long and cold. Most people who live here spend their time thinking of ways to make other people miserable, because it is their only way to defeat severe cases of depression caused from a lack of sunlight and unemployment. Some teenagers spend their time thinking of ways to leave for Ann Arbor or Ypsi on the weekends. The ones without cars have to bum rides from their friends or actually try to find something to do in Monroe.. You could always go to the game. If you hate sports you're pretty much screwed, unless you have enough money to buy several cups of cofee while sitting in a cafe listening to twelve year old emo kids whine about their lives. If none of these things sound appealing to you-make out with each other or masterbate (these are really your only healthy options.) If you can't keep it in your pants, use a rubber, because no one wants more miserable monroe biotches walking around on the streets. And as for "historical importance" Sure.. Custer lived here, but all he did was kill people anyways. Why the hell does our town celebrate Custer week? Monroe is obviously a city filled with sick bastards (literally..we always have the flu and were conceived out of wed-lock)

Teen1: What do you want to do today?

Teen2: I don't know.. Wanna go to Ann Arbor?

Teen1: I can't. I don't have enough money for gas.

Teen2: Uhhh.. wanna go to the cafe?

Teen1: I can't I don't have enough money for cofee.

Teen2: Let's go to the park.

Teen1: But it's -20 degrees outside!

Teen2: Wanna make out?

Teen1: I have a cold.

Teen2: Screw this! I'm going home to masterbate.

Teen1: I hate my life. I'm going to spend the rest of my day thinking of ways to make your life miserable! I hate you.

Teen2: Don't hate me. Hate Monroe, Michigan!

by I might as well move to Hell January 26, 2009

Monroement

noun - e.g., "to have a Monroement"
The unfortunate moment, while walking down the street, when a loose and flowy skirt gets blown up by a strong wind, exposing the wearers panties.

The word derives from Marilyn Monroe's skirt blowing scene in the 1955 film The Seven Year Itch.

I knew I shouldn't have worn my silk skirt today. It was *so* windy downtown, and I totally had a Monroement as Suzanne and I were running to catch the MAX. Everyone saw my thong, and it was very embarrassing!

by mcspilli July 25, 2010

Montrose PA

Taint of the world. Completely useless town filled with old people rambling about their 50 year old hunting stories. So small, that if you happen to blink while driving by you will probably miss it. It is said to be the cleanest town in America, for the simple fact that people won't throw their shit on the ground because they dont want their garbage to get dirty.

Did you just see that?
See what?
Nevermind, it was just Montrose.


Montrose PA

by Johnnnnnny19 March 4, 2009