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beaner mobile

A vehicle that closely resembles a "low-rider" though not requiring the vehicle to be capable of bouncing. This generally includes having rims, a custom paint-job or body, expensive sound system, body kit, a last name such as "LOPEZ" across the back window, the body having been lowered close to the pavement or other traditional trinkets such as Saints.

The best test for whether or not the vehicle in question is a "beaner-mobile" is if you subconsciously assume the driver of the vehicle will be "Mexican."

Synonym: Mexican-mobile.
Man that low Chevy that's blasting the bass is such a beaner mobile. Probably has a bunch of Mexicans in it.
by Nottelling SuckaFeesh December 9, 2010
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mcphee mole

The gigantic mole on Nanny Mcphee's face. Of all the disgusting stuff she has on her face at the start of the movie the mole is always the first to disappear when the little brats have learned their first "Mcphee-ism." At the sart of the movie she has the gigantic mole, huge buck "tooth," gigantic butt, and all types of other cosmetic nastiness....

By the end of the movie all her bodily grossness disappears and she is this gorgeous middle aged model looking woman (gotta love Hollywood).
When I was a little boy this ghastly looking pizza face woman said she was my nanny...she hit me with her cane and magical fairy dust engulfed the air...I choked on it and sneezed a big fairy dust booger on the Nanny's already wretched face. The next morning, I woke up and tripped on this huge brown squishy thing with what looks to be human hair growing out of it on the floor. That's when Nanny Mcphee materialized out of thin air and was conspicuously missing her mcphee mole!
by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012
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workplace mole

An unethical person, usually with zero self-respect or identity, who is willing to spy on colleagues in the workplace for the pathetic emotional goodies provided from administrative puppet masters.
Of course he is a vile workplace mole, why do you think they moved him into our department?
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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Wack a mole sex

The act of inserting baby squirrels into your girlfriends butt while having vigorous sex to which the scrotum "wacks" the squirrel back into the butt when trying to escape.
Me and my girlfriend bought some squirrels so we can have Wack A Mole Sex.
by Omega1086 June 15, 2017
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Mike “The Mole” Pompeo

A nickname derived from the not-so-far-fetched possibility that the Trumpster’s US Secretary of State is actually a CIA operative who has been put in place to continuously monitor the Unglued One.
Although he strikes me as a pompous asshole, I’m thinking I should get my head straight and thank God we Americans have Mike “The Mole” Pompeo in there to keep Mr. T’s hands off the Nuclear Football!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
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mobile home

a common dwelling found in oklahoma. you often see these flying around oklahoma in a tornado.
hey ma, where'd the mobile home go?
by texas420 May 31, 2006
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fortnite mobile

The most virgin thing to ever happen to the earth
Q: Is he a virgin
A: He has fortnite mobile of course he is
by THE FOXES ANUS May 29, 2018
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