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Midnight Brown

Haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.
by H. Windfield May 22, 2013
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midnight stealth

To be in the spooning position, when your partner is asleep.... stick it in their butt.
Dude i fucking midnight stealthed the shit out of her.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
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burn midnight oil

to stay up all night doing work. often homework.
i burned midnight oil last night but slept in coz i was too tired
by yo April 15, 2004
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midnight lunch

A social meal enjoyed in the middle of the night. Less formal than a regular dinner, yet more sexually productive than a mid-day lunch, the midnight lunch makes for the perfect compromise offered to a booty-call desiring a meal and a public appearance, yet not deserving of prime-time pricing.

Since most fine restaurants are closed at this time, one can get away with treating their date to an economical meal at Denny's or a taco shop while appearing to be the victim of circumstance, rather than just cheap.
"Hey Steve, Boquisha was telling her girls you two went out on a date last Tuesday, is that true?"
-Clarence

"Hardly, she came over and we went in the jacuzzi and did our thing. I got hungry after so I decided to treat her to a midnight lunch at Bennigans."
- Steve

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"Hey baby, I saw you were online, thought you might be up for a little swim and a midnight lunch..."
-Boy

"Sounds good, I love Denny's ranch dressing, do you have a wifebeater I can borrow? I lost my swimsuit.."
-Girl
by Ruhbee! December 9, 2007
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midnight suction cup

to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.
this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.
by garrie June 26, 2006
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Ballsac Midnight

The time at which one's ballsac believes it to be midnight. Due to it's geographic location. Approximately 11 minutes after actual midnight. The very beginning of twilight.
Sorry I didn't come over last night, Tom. My fucktard of a boss had me working 'till ballsac midnight.
by asbelloniblood June 2, 2009
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Hindsight is 2020

Refers to a realization and clarity on how we humans live on our planet that occurred internationally during the covid-19 pandemic

A play on or modification of the previous phrase 'hindsight is 20/20,' referring to clear vision.
Guy in 2030: It's crazy how once we used to sit in traffic, burning fossil fuels for hours per day.. and how when you'd buy something, it would be wrapped in layers and layers of plastic.
Girl in 2030: Well things all changed during the global covid-19 pandemic. People re-assessed how our whole world was operating. They say hindsight is 2020.
by pink3lephant June 16, 2020
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