MILK

Mother I'd Love (to) Kick.

Opposite of MILF.

Dude that old bag that you were talking to was a MILK.

by Sam1 January 29, 2007

milk

Acronym for items in a purse or bag. Money, ID, Lipstick, Keys

Suzie: Got MILK? I hear they check ID's at the door.
Darla: It's in my purse.

by Lincoln Chinnery July 9, 2006

Milk

Weed, Chronic, Marijuana. Same difference.

"Hey bro I got some milk, lets do this shit!"
Man 1: "Hey dude you got any milk?"
Man 2: "Na, I just ran out."

by Nick Dillard May 7, 2008

Milking it

When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.

A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.

Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."

by Long Johns October 30, 2014

milk have milk

when your a furry but also bowser

friend- i have milk
you- but my milk have milk
friend- *dies*

by YoMama Turtle420 February 17, 2019

Milk

The reason my dad left

Me: where ya going dad?

Dad: To get milk

by I can’t find a fuckin ud name! February 24, 2020

Milk

Milk is an admirable adorable alluring, angelic appealing beauteous bewitching captivating charming classy comely cute dazzling delicate delightful divine elegant enthralling enticing excellent exquisite fair, fascinating fetching fine good-looking gorgeous graceful grand lovely magnetic magnificent marvelous mesmeric nice pleasing pretty pulchritudinous radiant ravishing refined resplendent splendid statuesque stunning sublime superb symmetrical taking tantalizing teasing tempting girl. Milk is my little princess >< her bf will be there for her no matter what. Always take care of her because she's the sweetest person you will ever meet.

A : Wow, who's that?
B : She's Milk, ptw's little princess.
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by por tor wor November 22, 2021