Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!

My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.

by Terri March 2, 2004

uterine migraine

Cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus.

"OMG, I feel like I'm in labor. I have a total uterine migraine."

by pablo_neruda August 17, 2009

minerals

The universal life energy. Can be gained and lost. Obtainable via burgers, beer, seawater, halibut, members of the opposite sex, members of the same sex, sunlight, pills, powders, plants, &etc.

Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.

"on The Ship, the Captain took all the minerals out of the water for the showers. I had to put a bucket over the side to get some seawater. ya gotta have minerals!"

"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"

"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"

by Uncle Carl October 16, 2009

miserable failure

1. According to yahoo: the 43rd president of the United States.
2. According to google in 2007: the 43rd president of the United States.
3. George W. Bush (not George H.W. Bush)
4. The most notorious Google Bomb
5. Variant of Epic Fail

Person A: That person over there is the most miserable failure.

Person B: Are you talking about the former president?
Person A: Yes, the 43rd

by yakitatefreak December 19, 2011

Mineral Point

a town

in wisconsin
with cows
but no hicks (:
fun-time
a key wrestling town

ex:
We have to play the amazingly powerful Mineral Point Pointers tomorrow! yikes!! (:

by jemmm May 10, 2009

magera

the last name of Bam a reasonably cool guy off Jackass, Viva La Bam and C.K.Y (the show, not the band). Also the last name of his brother (Jesse), who is the drummer in the BAND C.K.Y (Camp Kill Yourself). Bam is cool but has fucked around and is ruining the reputation of the band HIM, the best band.

Bam Magera has a brother called Jesse Magera and parents called April and Phil Magera.

by POZZA!!!! November 5, 2005

chinga la migra

a phrase of hispanic origin used primarily by illegal immigrants and white kids who think that it's funny. Chinga la migra translates to "Fuck the police." Also "Fuck the border patrol."

Diego: What are you doing back in Juarez, Manolo?

Manolo: I got picked up by la migra, ese, the day before payday.

Diego: Man, Chinga la migra. Pinche putos.

by El Ojo July 28, 2008