Midwest Titties

A Pair of Perky, Flat, Yet Busty Mammaries, That Are Known To Be Presented On Women From The Midwest. Also Known To Sag Around 50 Years of Age.

Guy 1: Man, I can't tell whether Halle Berry is voluptuous or just using a pushup bra!!!
Guy 2: Those Are Midwest Titties My Friend, You Will Know By The Time She Is 50 Whether Such Claims Are True !

by Paolo Jones September 5, 2016

midwest snorkel

When you forcefully spit on your thigh, and finger it until you get friction burns. Then you have to snort up all of the remains.

I did the most aggressive Midwest Snorkel last night with my mom.

by Slimmer January 16, 2017

midfbswtp

Mother I did fuck but she wasn't that pretty

Sëb: Man, I lost my virginity to a milf.
Kevin: Cool.
Sëb: Well, she was more of a ilf.
Kevin: So, she wasn't a mother?
Sëb: Actually, she was a midfbswtp.
Kevin: ???

by MiloKuragin April 21, 2018

midfbswtp

Mother I Did Fuck But She Wasn't that Pretty.

Some fake fag on Quotev: "Damn, I fucked a midfbswtp when I was eleven."
Other fag: "Stfu deceiver."

by niggers are fags December 22, 2017

Midwest Rush

The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.

Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.

by midwestgal July 23, 2018

Midwest Gauntlet

Married, kids and divorced before 30yrs old... because people in the Midwest like “family values” and not wearing condoms...

if you avoided all three you might be a unicorn!

“So did that girl you went out with last week make it thru the “Midwest Gauntlet” or was she a statistic?

by Dynadaddy November 8, 2018

Midwig

An almighty pubic bush

My midwig needs a bit of a trim

by 206Andy206 June 9, 2019