Midge mites

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009

Midgeek

A person who doesn't quite fit in with either geeks or mainstream popular people. They're a bit geeky and a bit popular but never one or the other. Can be used as a positive or a negative.

Steve's jokes are so geeky, and he loves the 80's" "Yer, but he is going to that party tonight, gotta be kinda cool right?" "Hmm he must be a Midgeek"

by DeadAwakeUK April 12, 2011

Midgety

Something possessing the body type of a midget.

"Their midgety bodies barely reached five feet"

by gotenibehe October 25, 2014

midget love

2 very short people that like each other, the short boy generally rejects the short girl.

poppy- wagwan g, i midget love ya
alex- aw soz g. dont rlly like yas back

by tiddlestiddletiddles November 15, 2019

Midget Stripper

A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.

Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

midget siting

when you see a midget break up with your significant other...
Popular saying most common in Northeast America. Seeing a midget is a sign to end your relationship and move on.

*walking past a midget*
"Hey Jon... we just saw a midget and now I have to break up with my boyfriend..."
"We both know the saying about midget sitings and breaking up with your significant other... must be a sign"

by putitinmybussy April 24, 2022

Midget meter

A unit of measurement for midgets

The pole is 2 and a half midget meters

by Flynn b November 17, 2022