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Chasing the mermaid
The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.
Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.
Chasing the mermaid by The Palumbo February 28, 2011
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Fijian Mermaid
The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.
Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.
Fijian Mermaid by Cochise79 July 16, 2006
space mermaid
Mythological creatures typically seen after consuming mass amounts of delicious natty ice, also resulting in not laying the pipe one was very confident in at the begining of the night.
space mermaid by chillyfuckingwilly February 17, 2014
filthy mermaid
The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.
filthy mermaid by vonorimjob December 20, 2008
Smudgy mermaid
A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.
Smudgy mermaid by Chuck_beaver February 28, 2011
little mermaid whore
when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water
Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.
Tracy: Dude, trust me.
little mermaid whore by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010