Pornographic Memory

The ability to remember any movie, book or event perfectly, but with more sex.

To many, her pornographic memory seemed like a gift but recollections of family reunions were quite awkward and traumatic.

by evtron April 01, 2011

memory foam

After the penis has left the vagina, the folds do not immediately go back to original size. Similar to pressing your hand on a memory foam mattress.

After Tom finished screwing Suzy's memory foam flaps, her hole can be seen into up to a mile away.

by Elle910 March 22, 2007

Microwave Memory

The list of Microwaveable foods in which you have the exact instructions memorized.

Bob: Aw damn i threw away the box for the wings, and it had the instructions on it.

Mark: No problemo bro, ive got em stored in my microwave memory!

Bob: good looks!

by Who Is Suspect January 23, 2011

bad memory

you don't remember shit

guy1 : do you know her ?
guy2: i dont know ! i have a bad memory

by Notjoseph June 27, 2014

Photographic Memory

When your memory of a party derives from photographs of the event rather than the event itself, because you were too fucking drunk to remember any of it.

Yeeeah, well I don't really remember any of Friday night, but I saw all the pictures, so I do have a really good photographic memory!

by Scalcar June 06, 2009

memory moron

One who pulls memory out of a running PC.

nooo robin, you stupid memory moron, don't do that!!! The screen keeps changing colour now!

by LukeSmith August 29, 2005

Memory Foam

A certain girl with huge, amazing boobs. Unfortunatly for her, most guys can't look her in the eye when they talk to her. But she is fucking hot.

Guy: "Give me a hug"
Hot Girl: "kay"
Guy: "Dude look! My zipper made an imprint in her boobs!"
Other Guy: "Dude! That's sick it's like a memory foam bed!"

by flamingtsunami69 March 29, 2008