love meeting

when two stupid bitches don't remember how to say date, they say love meeting

- When will you see John?
- Tomorrow! We have a love meeting.

by sunflowerbitch August 24, 2021

meet henry

To acquire marijuana. Derived from "Henry the Eighth", where "eighth" is a common unit it is sold in.

I'm just going to go and meet henry.

by Mazca December 27, 2008

Meet the Deedles

A very Funny movie in which 2 surfer dudes from Hawaii are forced to go to yellowstone National Park to work. The park has become infested with prairie dogs, "P-dogs," and they are investigating to find out why, and how to get rid of them.

Let's hang out tonight and watch Meet the Deedles. P-dogs, man!

by that_funky_volleyball_chic June 17, 2009

meet and bone

a date that ends in a one night stand

Kanye had high expectations for the date, but it just turned into another meet and bone.

by stankylegs143 September 8, 2013

To meet jack

To masturbate/jack off

To meet jack Brb I’m gonna go meet jack; dang I really need to meet jack right now I haven’t in hours.

by -_- Jonny is coming -_- March 19, 2020

tweet and meet

when you post your location on twitter, and someone at the same place tweets you wanting to meet up.

girl 1: hey where are you going?
girl 2: to the restroom i just got a tweet and meet from val.

by gloryroo October 24, 2009

the meet-the-parents

the least favourite part of the dating tradition. consists of going to the female's house to have dinner with the parents. hazah!

Yeah, I gots to go to a meet-the-parents tomorrow night. Should be a real blowout of a hootenanny.

by Oedipus_Rex April 21, 2005