Bleating Meeting

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.

"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."

by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009

tweet and meet

when you post your location on twitter, and someone at the same place tweets you wanting to meet up.

girl 1: hey where are you going?
girl 2: to the restroom i just got a tweet and meet from val.

by gloryroo October 24, 2009

meet and bone

a date that ends in a one night stand

Kanye had high expectations for the date, but it just turned into another meet and bone.

by stankylegs143 September 8, 2013

meet henry

To acquire marijuana. Derived from "Henry the Eighth", where "eighth" is a common unit it is sold in.

I'm just going to go and meet henry.

by Mazca December 27, 2008

To meet jack

To masturbate/jack off

To meet jack Brb I’m gonna go meet jack; dang I really need to meet jack right now I haven’t in hours.

by -_- Jonny is coming -_- March 19, 2020

the meet-the-parents

the least favourite part of the dating tradition. consists of going to the female's house to have dinner with the parents. hazah!

Yeah, I gots to go to a meet-the-parents tomorrow night. Should be a real blowout of a hootenanny.

by Oedipus_Rex April 21, 2005

Meet the Deedles

A very Funny movie in which 2 surfer dudes from Hawaii are forced to go to yellowstone National Park to work. The park has become infested with prairie dogs, "P-dogs," and they are investigating to find out why, and how to get rid of them.

Let's hang out tonight and watch Meet the Deedles. P-dogs, man!

by that_funky_volleyball_chic June 17, 2009