john mccain

the "good" republican.

if any, i hope john mccain is the candidate republicans choose as their foreman, and i hope that the democrats will pick a candidate at all.

by gypsy child April 27, 2006

McCained

Rendering your computer's OS highly inoperable through such things as a total unawareness of the basics of virus protection, .exe files, or that popups aren't free games.

I wouldn't fuck with John today; he McCained his computer and didn't have anything backed up.

by Sheryl Berry October 14, 2008

McGuinness

The exceptionally dark, messy, creamy gastric result of eating a Big Mac "meal" and drinking Guinness until you pass out.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Stop here at this gas station and let me McGuinness their toilet.

by ShoeChew October 15, 2010

Will McGuiness

A fabulous human that has a Facebook page that makes everyone laugh

'Omg did you see the new Will McGuiness video?'
'YES IT MADE MY LIFE!'

by Jodie_ratboy August 31, 2013

McGuinty

It East Coast slang for the Shocker. It is the romantic act of inserting two fingers in the Vag, and then slyly sneaking the pinky into the ass to create that romantic moment you have been missing. To perform this procedure properly, your ring finger should be comfortably rested against the taint.

After we lit the candles, had dinner and listened to some Kenny G, I enhanced the evening by introducing her to my old friend McGuinty

by BBlanc March 5, 2009

[John McCain]

1. Typical Republican Candidate

Fuck John McCain

by Johnny Ohm1 October 9, 2008

mcguiness

when a girl is giving you head, she shoves her thumb up your rectum, then proceeds to hook and plunge your anus.

shannon gave me a mcguiness in the hot tub.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003