Maximillian

A geeky femboy who LOVES young children (2 years old-fetus) and enjoys gooning. Absolute Beta.

"Maximillian? Oh, you mean the gooner?"
"Yeah, the one who goons."

by Sigma3847 April 9, 2025

mammalian guilt

a nagging feeling that dinosaurs didn't deserve to go extinct, since they weren't unfit for their environment - it was the environment that turned on them overnight, which is unfair. thus the success of mammals a result of dumb luck at best, and cheating at worst.

dinosaurs deserve to be here more than i do. the mammalian guilt is getting to me.

by cloverjuice June 25, 2025

Captein MacMillan

CoD Modern Warfare 4

I gone make your mom wish she never got drunk in a prim used a Twix paper insted of a cundum and made that fat body full of flesch. Captein macmillan

by Cod MW 4 December 4, 2018

Eric Macmillan

A guy who wants to link w baby killers tf

Hey😂😂😂 Eric Macmillan likes baby killer tf

by Jdhahshahhehehw December 27, 2020

Sienna Maximillian

an alien phenomenon (counted as alien abduction) where a male has a so called “dream” about fucking two alien chicks (who most of the time are depicted as having tenticals), with the goal of becoming impregnated with human sperm, then later realises he wasn’t dreaming at all and it actually happened.

did u hear about that guy who says he got caught in a sienna maximillian?????😈

by smurfprn December 23, 2021

Doing a MacMillan

The act of stoically resisting the acknowledgment of a near-fatal coughing fit whilst delivering a lecture.

"Oh no! I think she's choking!"
"Don't worry, she's just doing a Macmillan."
"Oh good, I was really looking forward to Misrepresentation"

by KCLlawyer September 25, 2022