A child sex predator. Hides in plain sight looking retarded when a young girl walks past he will bend her over spank her ass and drag her deep into his cave where he will mutilate her corps untill there is nothing left.
by A plughole beast February 1, 2020
Get the Mathew Dawkinsmug. Mathew is a Christian name meaning “gift from god” generally they are really good looking and well endowed. They are also know for their fishing skills.
by Fishing Legend February 14, 2023
Get the Mathewmug. A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.
Friend: I have a Mathew
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
Friend 2 : oh really
Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...
by Fat crackdad August 6, 2019
Get the Mathewmug. 
Mathew is a cool guy, could be a little roadman-ish but he's so cute it takes over that! He is the sweetest human being you will ever meet and is CRAZILY sexually gifted
by CARSON_HAS_RDJ November 1, 2022
Get the Mathewmug. a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater
in such flexible ways
in such flexible ways
by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022
Get the Mathew Bagleymug. Mathew is a dirty person
by Oldmantu November 21, 2020
Get the Mathewmug.