The female version of a "jamboy." 'Jamboy's' were young coloured boys who were smeared with jam to attract all the bugs and insects away from the rich golfers. If they were successful, they got to keep the pot jam! The term "Lady Marmalade" applies to women.
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"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."
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'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'
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I received some white marmalade through my mail yesterday and it tasted awful. That guy needs more protein in his diet.
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Get the Lady Marmalade mug.A song that was redone by Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Pink, and Mya for the movie Moulin Rouge. The video for the song was apparently supposed to be sexy and provocative, but truthfully they all just looked like slutty French clowns.
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