Karl Malone

A stubborn old geezer who is just too damn stubborn to except the fact that he's too fucking old and should have retired a long time ago

Malon is nothing but a stubborn old geezer

by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 14, 2004

maloney

Where a friend (usually a girl) gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss.
Will laugh and joke in the middle of trying to repremand an employe.

That girl tries hard but she is such a maloney

by Jorge Hynes December 25, 2008

Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.

Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"

by Q-Tip McVicker November 22, 2004

Luke Malone

Usually drives a BMW kind of a faggot with a extremely small penis and lactating nipples

Luke Malone Gives Men Great Head

by leave me malone October 10, 2018

Post malone

The name given to the time period following
ho- me alone.

I feel like mcauly culkin looks like a cracked post malone.

by Will ray pugh February 8, 2018

Karl Malone

A guy on the utah jazz whose mad old, hes a geezer, but still has the skizzals...see mikey....he is also on the man show talkn bout puttin a sexin on dat herr faith hill, he love that faith hill, he also love squirrel pie, n jazz, specially the utah jazz

yall got the beanie baby.. wha wha doh doh doh dont hang up on karl malooooooooooooooooooooooooone
beanie bitch

by coner April 4, 2003

Hot Carl Malone

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

by Tommy Em November 28, 2007