Monk Mode

a mental state that allows the individual to assume control over his or her mental well-being and eventually augment his value in an attempt to revamp his life conditions.
Every first week of every month I go into monk mode to elevate my consciousness.
by WhiteMustang03 February 2, 2020
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monke

its the definition of smart and stupid personality which someone is confused and didn't pay attention but makes them think its a joke
your such a monke dude your so stupid →_→←_←
by persanality January 14, 2021
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le monke

by YeetusDeletus69420 January 20, 2020
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Le monk

The coolest being in the universe (refering to dhillon)
by Lemonk November 30, 2019
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Monks Junk

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.
Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011
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Return To Monke

A meme where a man/girl says "REJECT HUMANITY , RETURN TO MONKE" *Turns into monke *After that they Make monkey noises like "OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO AAA OOO AAA AAA" And so on, After some Minutes Or seconds they stop and keep doing their thing. This meme will never die.
Guy: REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKE
Guy: *Turns into monke*
Guy: OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA OOO OOO OOO OOO AAA OOooo ooo....
by Ea sports sucks December 30, 2021
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monk and bail

the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011
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