A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.
by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022
Get the Lorenzo mug.Lorenzo is a really nice guy. He is always there for you and you can trust him with your life. He is great to his family and friends. He is very attractive but he doesn’t think so himself. He can be really annoying but most times he’s just making stupid jokes. He is really funny and can make you smile even when you’re sad. Lorenzo listens to a lot of different types of music but he hates country music. He’s a bit racist but he’s possible just joking around (I’m not sure tbh) even if he doesn’t live close to you at all you will stay in touch with him. And most importantly you will always love him <3
by sushahavga June 11, 2023
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Lorenzo be our science teacher again please :(((((((
Lorenzo was best science teacher
by Nivedhhateclub July 18, 2024
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by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
Get the Lorenzo Zurzolo mug.Lorenzo Zurzolo was born in Rome, Lazio, Italy is one of the hottest men to ever exist, was casted as Niccolò Govender Rossi in the Italian Netflix series ‘Baby’ he is also known for Un passo dal cielo (2011), Don Matteo (2000) and Outing - Fidanzati per sbaglio
‘Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth’
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
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Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out
by Lorenzo's secret lover September 24, 2023
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Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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