A self proclaimed libertarian, found on the internet, that doesn't mind the government treading on him. A lolbertarian is typically a paleo-con. Can be abbreviated to lolbert.
Person 1: I am a libertarian
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
Person 2: No, you are a lolbertarian
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Dude, you don't support gay marriage, you support the police, think porn and weed should be illegal, you do not care about your liberty.
Person 1: But i like guns, doesnt that make me libertarian
Everyone: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about you lolbert
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n00b: ......omfg lolerskates!?
1337 Guy: What the random!? -Chops off noobs head-
n00b: lolololololol ow guy :
n00b2: OMFG IT R TEH LOLERCAUST!!!!!!
n00b3: y they be hatin? :
n00b2: cuz we got les cloze then dem on gaia :(
n00b: ......omfg lolerskates!?
1337 Guy: What the random!? -Chops off noobs head-
n00b: lolololololol ow guy :
n00b2: OMFG IT R TEH LOLERCAUST!!!!!!
n00b3: y they be hatin? :
n00b2: cuz we got les cloze then dem on gaia :(
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