Locker Insurance

Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers

"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"

by sjp092 November 19, 2009

Tard Locker

This is a synonym for the handicap stall in a bathroom. Can be for a male or female bathroom.

I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.

by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010

locker bully

Someone who bothers a person at school, when they're using their locker. More a less, they're bullying the locker rather than the person. The locker bully isn't being serious, it's funny because in who really bullies people these days?

A locker bully may:

- Hide until a person opens their locker door, slam the door, and lock it.

- Mess with the stuff in the locker (eg. mirror, memo pad)

- If you know the person pre-sets the locker, turning it so you open it.

- Wearing any article of clothing in the locker.

- Running immediatly after doing whatever and saying the phrase "LOCKER BULLIES RULE"

I'm a true locker bully, I went to her locker, slammed it when she opened it, and got her to suck my dick with consent, even though she really didn't want to.

by Ballantine December 18, 2007

locker ready

Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.

"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."

by Cheryl Serio January 4, 2008

Fart Locker

Same as - Dutch Oven. The act of trapping your mate under sheets, blankets or comfortor after farting in them.

I trapped my wife in the fart locker while she gave me a blow job.

by Caliman April 23, 2003

locker urination

A rare problem suffered by failures. Usually constitutes to community service hours and interrogations by the constable.

A problem faced by Chase Rodrigue.

"I heard about that Chase Rodrigue kid and his locker urination problem."

by Rob. February 1, 2003

sages locker

a super BA locker that smells like axe... and rotting food... has only been cleaned once and is Du Boises HQ

ill meet you at sages locker

by kennykins1452 December 2, 2011