Lizard King 

the nickname of JIM MORRISON of The Doors, a band from the 60's. Jim died in either the late 60's or early early 70's from a drug overdose

Jim morrison "The Lizard King" was a god among men

Lizard King by Pokemonfreak1231 December 12, 2004

Lizard Cheese 

The stuff that sticks to your feet and in between your toes after removing your socks.

Jeff just took off his socks and got lizard cheese all over the floor.

Lizard Cheese by Tim the Boss DJ April 24, 2008

Lizard lips

Dry lips

Face lips

Not vagina lips

Your face lips are dry, you have lizard lips

Lizard lips by Dingusmckringus September 22, 2017

lizard brain 

The act of becoming so high that you act on only natural insticts.

"Mannnn I was tweaking after that first blunt but after the thirteenth I was lizard brain"

lizard brain by SCarter November 14, 2007

lizard lounge 

The location where one goes to do dirty work. The place to get skinny. Lizards have tails that can fall off. When we are making a deuce, we are growing tails that fall off. Also known as the throne, shitter, outhouse, and the john.

This morning I took my time reading the paper in the lizard lounge.

lizard lounge by mateo r February 11, 2008

lizard people 

Lizard People, is the dumbest belief known to man...where people actually belive that because someone licks their lips or does something strange (like many people do) are obviously of lizard origin and want to take us over and rule us.

Me: The dude that made a post about president bush being a lizard people is so retarded.
Dude: DUDE!
Me: What??
Dude: That was me! Your a frigin lizard! ur trying to defend em.
Me: No actually your just a stupid dumbass who needs to get a girl.

lizard people by Hightension January 17, 2008

Lizard porn

When you want to watch small dick porn with a twist for some strange reason

Mark:Hey yesterday I watched some lizard porn

Jack: that's fucking weird bro

Lizard porn by Tumblyavocado June 21, 2016