Lizard Squad

A large group of virgins who think they are cool.

No one in Lizard Squad has ever or will ever be laid.

by barely amused July 28, 2015

lizard kiss

A lizard kisser is a person who inserts their tounge in and out of your mouth during a make out session.

Girl1: So how was your first makeout?
Girl2: It was so nasty.
Girl1: Why?
Girl2:He gave me a lizard kiss.
Girl1:Ewww.

by Treeana October 2, 2006

lot lizard

prostitue at a truckstop who services the truckers

That lot lizard stinks!

by Jaque Mehoff January 5, 2007

Green Lizard

A beverage made from one part green Nyquil and one part 7-Up or Sprite. Generally consumed by someone with an substance and / or alcohol abuse problem that is desperate for a fix when no real drugs or alcohol are available.

Ryan: "Do you not feel well, Stanley?"
Stanley: "Huh?"
Ryan: "You must not feel well if your buying Nyquil."
Stanley: "Nah, I have some 7-Up in the room, I am gonna mix me up a Green Lizard."

by RPH.. October 25, 2007

lot lizard

prostitute that works primarily in truck stops servicing long haul truckers for the most part.

this 24 hour diner is crawling with lot lizards tonight.

by rick weller jr. August 5, 2006

Lizard Squad

A hacking group that sit's in their parents basement hacking PSN and Xbox servers for Christmas, to ruin everyones time. They suck dick, and shove dildos in their ass.

Dude, PSN servers are down.
Shit bro, Lizard Squad fucked the servers up
FUCK EM

by XboxSuks April 4, 2016

Leaking the Lizard

the act of taking a piss or urinating in the restroom or designated area.

Hey Jon, I am leaking the lizard.

by Mysterystudent November 5, 2010