Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011

dryver's license

A "restricted" motor-vehicle operator's card dat either (1) forbids you from operating your car during wet/snowy weather, and/or (2) mandates dat you be absolutely sober (i.e., "dry") before getting behind da wheel.

If you are super-klutzy about doing your wash, da laundromat might issue you a restricted-access (i.e., you must ask an attendant for supervision/assistance in loading your washed-but-still-damp clothes) dryver's license, too, since they would be concerned about your puttin' your careless cotton-pickin' paws on any of their expensive heat-tumbler machines.

by QuacksO May 18, 2020

Discord Dark License

On December 31st, if someone who uses light mode gives you permission to use dark mode on that day, you no longer need to participate in Discord Light Mode Day

Dark mode user: it’s discord light mode day...
Light mode user: oh...nah...I’m going to give you a Discord Dark License
Dark mode user: oh, thanks

by CoolCreeper3 December 22, 2020

Chinese Aviator's License

Term largely used by older folks to describe something they have no use for

I need another pair of socks like I need a Chinese Aviator's License

by ronburgundy123 August 25, 2021

Virginia driver’s license

Losing your virginity

Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 25, 2021

your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die

despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit

by markoii April 2, 2022

momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

by QuacksO December 19, 2022