Motorcycles License

Fucking a girl doggy style and grabbing her pigtails like motorcycle handlebars.

“Hey, Chad, I got my motorcycles license last night.”
“Fuck yeah, Brad”

by SCBD2021 October 29, 2021

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License

No you fucking won't bitch. If my name comes up you would not post that shit if your slut daughter's life depended on it. They didn't get you yet? Could it possibly be that as soon as you found out you FLED TO JERUSALEM to seek the protection of the Jews? That's what it looked like! The day I found that Canadian youtube channel talking about your trial you posted a video claiming to being out of the country. You fled like the coward you are. You're going to hide indefinitely so you can bend the practice of psychology to your whim that you may siphon money from sad desperate people and literally sell their souls to the church that worships a God you DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN.

Hym "I honestly don't care about your license. That definition I'm going to post is going to be funny though so watch for that. Why do you even care if they take your license? IS IT A MATTER OF PRIDE, JORDAN? Do you take PRIDE in your accomplishments and your credentials? It seems like the only person doing whatever they want at a whim here is YOU. But it's fine when you do it. And that's what this is about. You and Sam Harris both. You don't care what people believe. So long as everyone else is subordinated TO ENSURE THAT YOU AND YOUR KIDS DON'T HAVE TO BE."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

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Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

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