realtor license

What 20-30 year old life fuckups say they are working on acquiring to their friends and family. These people often are working Multi-Level Marketing schemes on facebook at the same time.

"Actually i haven't been dealing for a few months now. I got a kid on the way and i've been trying to stay clean and make some changes. I've been doing real estate classes after work and working on getting my realtor license. Once i got that then i can make real money"

by Pauley-C August 31, 2020

Virginia driver’s license

Losing your virginity

Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.

by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 26, 2021

Motorcycles License

Fucking a girl doggy style and grabbing her pigtails like motorcycle handlebars.

“Hey, Chad, I got my motorcycles license last night.”
“Fuck yeah, Brad”

by SCBD2021 October 29, 2021

rez license

Not having a legal state license but being able to drive on the Indian Reservation.

“I have a rez license bro”

by Chris tom December 17, 2018

license check

When you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip" you say "License check".

License check - when you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip"

by Osoevilkid May 30, 2023

License

Imagine being over 21 and not having your license. If you’re getting rides the least you could do is give that drive sum TOP

Im able to drive legally thanks to my license !!!

by DonVergas650 March 16, 2024

License

Something you bum ass niggas need in this life instead of asking for rides. You should be ashamed of yourself. It’s always the bum niggas over 21 smh. Waste of sperm

Wow I can legally drive because I have a license!!!

by DonVergas650 March 16, 2024