Lettuce muncher

A lettuce muncher is a vegan. But not just any old kind, no the worst of the worst. Getting called a lettuce muncher is a pure insult. A lettuce muncher are the kinds of vegan that protest in the streets saying shit like ‘it’s not food, it’s violence’. Lettuce munchers are a pest to society and need to be taken away.

Fuckin’ lettuce munchers protesting shit again!
Someone give that lettuce muncher a steak, it might put some sense into em’!

by Coolo420 April 18, 2019

lettuce cut

Term used for when a woman has plastic/reconstructive surgery of her labia, to reduce the external excess skin.

Look at that pussy! She needs a lettuce cut!

by Acquiesce January 2, 2006

Lettuce Prey

An elite CBer from Hawaii. Can often be found spamming the Chatterbox and/or Art Freebies.

Oh wow, I sure wish I had as much CB rep as Lettuce Prey.

by A CBer November 28, 2009

Hippie lettuce

weed;marijuana

Dat hippie lettuce knocks u on yo ass.

by master ninja April 15, 2009

Lettuce licker

Lettuce ... as in a vagina. Therefore a lettuce licker is someone who is attracted to vagina .mostly used to offend lesbians like Kate Hansen.

“Oh Shut up kate , you lettuce licker!”

by Cuntragcunt May 10, 2018

lettuce and tomatoes

originated from a hamburger or such with the works. usually including lettuce and tomatoes.

1:having everything
2:fully loaded automobile
3:something perfect
4:a great possession

man my car got all the lettuce and tomatoes

ide give up the lettuce and tomatoes for that shit

by R()$$ April 11, 2004

Hot Lettuce

Genitals after sex. Hot, moist, sweaty, limp.

"Not now honey, I'm all hot lettuce."

by Mokedo January 4, 2014