lazy bobazy

A penis that is ever so slightly erect, so that it is bigger than usual while still maintaining some flaccidity.

-I saw Nate in the showers the other day. Damn, he is hung like a fucking camel!
-Nah man, I'm pretty sure he was sporting a lazy bobazy.

This porno is garbage. It isn't even giving me a lazy bobazy!

-Once when I got out of the pool after swim practice, my jammer was molded perfectly to my lazy bobazy.
-That's embarrassing.

-The chicks will flip when they see my lazy bobazy through my singlet.
-You are such a fucktard.

by chowdahead257 June 28, 2007

lazy fatty

Obese people that could walk but choose to drive those electric scooter cart things that are meant for actual handicapped people while shopping, though if they are fat and prove their lazyness through other means they could also be labeled a lazy fatty.

Someone that fits the definition of lazy fatty might shop at a Super Wal-Mart while riding in a scooter thing, eating McDonalds food purchased on the premesis, and asking an associate to take items off the shelf instead of making the effort to reach over to get the items themselves, all at the same time.

Did you see that guy? He was such a lazy fatty.

by Gorf959 July 03, 2006

lazy b

(AKA Lazy Boner) When your penus fills with blood so its still limp but appears much bigger then usual, in between limp and a full erection. It can be used to impress ladys as if that were the size of your penis on limp but really its on lazy b

Ex1. She is so hot I got on Lazy B just by looking at her.
Ex2. Is it really that big on limp? or is it on lazy B?

by Justin Mekdessie November 19, 2007

Lazy English

People who substitute letters in words or change them completly so they don't have to say a longer word.

Waah=Well
Gangsta=Gangster
Lookin'=Looking

Frank: Fo' sho' mufucka

Dave: Sorry man I don't speak Lazy English

by Ike Turner May 17, 2008

Lazy Genius

Someone with a very high IQ but does not put any effort into anything he does.

Roy has an IQ of 185 yet all he does is play videos games and does no work, he is such a lazy genius.

by Roy-Taichou July 14, 2009

Lazy Baker

A term coined by comedians Jimmy Pardo and Mike Schmidt, which is used to either replace or describe anything that is 11. The logic behind it is that a common phrase used by bakers to describe 13 baked goods is "Bakers Dozen," and the term "Lazy Baker," implies that the baker was lazy to the point where he only made 11 pieces of baked goods.

1. Hey man, have you seen Ocean's Lazy Baker?
2. I only wanted 11 donuts, so I got a lazy baker.

by WiL S. (BoNe) August 05, 2007

lazy bitch

Basically when your bitch is laying around doing nothing and dinner isn't even ready and the house isn't cleaned yet.

"I feel so bad for Tom, he married a real lazy bitch"

by Sourafrodeziac January 29, 2014