lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.

Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.

by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006

lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010

Laying Conduit

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.

Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.

by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021

Vista Lay

Nickname for Vista Way, an apartment complex for Disney interns. Named so because it's one big orgy...apparently second only to the Playboy mansion.

Don't go in the Vista Lay hot tob, you might come out pregnant.

by Sylvia Rosenberg June 4, 2005

lay it down

to be good at satisfying a woman sexually. This could include intercourse or other means. Usu. said by black women.

I know Jethro has no money, no job, and no car. But he can really lay it DOWN, you hear me?

by HalimaMI February 22, 2009

layed out

knocked out; on the ground

Rdogg got layed out by Tom! ...one punch!

by EviL PiggY April 16, 2004

Lay-Low

What you do when the cops and/or gangster's are after yo' ass.

"I be layin'-low for a while, until shit calms down at least."

by Diego September 4, 2003