Jerk o'lantern

A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.

Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?

by AP Everything October 22, 2019

We’ll talk about this later

What to say when you don’t want to talk about something because you feel uncomfortable, or don’t care. In reality you will not be talking about “this” later.

And so she texted back ‘we’ll talk about this later’ and I haven’t talked to her since.

by Vibeonthiss April 21, 2018

latter-day saint

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, sometimes called the "Mormons". Believes in the literal resurrection of Jesus Christ, Christ's visit to the Americas; Christ's visit to Joseph Smith; baptism by immersion; morality, truth and justice; avoids coffee, tea, drugs, alcohol and tobacco. The Church has a living Prophet, a spokesman for the Almighty who receives revelation from the Almighty. The Church also has 12 living Apostles who are special witnesses of Jesus Christ.

Latter-day Saints are good neighbors, clean-living, God fearing people who love the Lord Jesus Christ.

by Jay April 19, 2005

laterade

a way to sign off online or conclude an lj post, if you are scene/ think you are funny

lilbeebop: sweet! call me this weekend, laterade!

by lauren brackenbury July 22, 2005

See U Later

*Cocktail*

Made with the same ingredients as an Adios Mother F*ck*r.....EXCEPT....instead of Blue Curacao.....use Grenadine!!!

It makes the drink RED....IT MATCHES MY LIPSTICK!!

Instead of ordering an Adios Mofo, he ordered me a See U Later cuz he definatly wanted to See her Later!!!! An Adois MoFo is speaks for its self!

by Sherriloveiam October 13, 2011

smile now cry later

It means to live your life to the fullest. In other words whatever crimes you comment today or tomorrow just tell yourself fuck it ima worry about the consequences later.

I understand that life is hard but why don't you smile now cry later

by KBLBJSC242330 August 26, 2017

catch ya later

this is a phrase we used in the 50s -- "catch ya later" means "I'll see you later" -- a common parting shot. In fact, in our crowd it was shortened to just "later."

Was used in either a one-on-one situation or in a crowd... as you were leaving to go somewhere (anywhere), that was the phrase you used as you left the area and was addressed to anyone and everyone.. "catch ya later" -- then you would usually get a "later, man" response.

by JCBREZ November 22, 2006