Ghetto Lab 

Disadvantaged, neglected, computer lab. Computers must run an operating system 10 years older than the current date. Shady when dark.

1.The ghetto lab at the school was presumed ghetto after half of the computers worked and ran Windows XP
2.The ghetto lab computer towers are good paper weights.

Ghetto Lab by xcgroup February 21, 2015

T-LAB 

Verb (abbrv) Trying Like a Bastard.

Mainly used in the context of chasing women. Most appropriate when the subject being chased is not at all interested.

He was T-LABing all night with that girl but he didn't get anywhere!

Do you think she'll be up for it? She will if I T-LAB hard enough.

T-LAB by Leopard85 September 20, 2009

Math Lab

A place where a bunch of Chinese people go to get lit up. Kind of like a meth lab but for Chinese people.

Chinese Guy: Ay dude I did sooo much math last night at my friend's math lab.
White Guy: Uh what?
Chinese Guy: Dude you know, the stuff that gets you jacked up? Dude my eyes man are so red from staying up last night doing math...

Math Lab by The_Illumorati May 1, 2016

THE LAB 

the gym or where u workout and lift weights

-yo brandt you goin to THE LAB? your getting big
-yea shane im lifting twice a day

THE LAB by LAB PHATHER May 12, 2011

smash lab 

a room - usually your bedroom - for having sex.

Let's go to the bar and try to find some girls to bring back to the smash lab.

smash lab by TLSC December 27, 2008

fp-lab

Group of evil henchmen wearing blue shirts. They wander aimlessly looking for defects to take back to their lair. Once in their lair, they can make wild accusations and investigate their specimens with microscopes and hawk-like vision to find the slightest imperfections. They notify their doomed prey with a call.

The work now begins to find the rest of the imperfections in the system and fix the cause. This can cause days of meetings, excessive paperwork, tounge lashings, file entries, rework, fatigue, blank stares, feelings of hopelessness, vomiting, loose stools, headaches, excessive drinking, loss of employment, and/or hair loss.

Tech A (screaming) : "Don't answer that, it might be the fp-lab!"

Overtime Tech B "Too late, you're screwed! Another Fail!"

Tech A (sobbing in the fetal position) : "I should've bought them donuts."

fp-lab by Crushed D-teamer July 1, 2011

chemistry lab bitch 

the lab student who is forced to do someone else's dishes after finishing chemistry lab for the entire semester

Steve: Josh, get your ass over her and do my lab dishes. I'm not gonna ask you again.
Josh: Ok, my apologies yes sir.

Josh's crush: Damn, look at Josh over their doing Steve's lab dishes. Washing those beakers spotlessly clean, damn.
Josh's crush's boyfriend: Yeah, that man is officially a chemistry lab bitch.

chemistry lab bitch by anonymous March 10, 2021