kung fuck

A humorous term for having sex in a kung-fu position, merging physical agility with intimate encounters for a playful twist on romance.

After watching that martial arts movie, they decided to try kung fuck—who knew fighting skills could spice things up in the bedroom?

by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025

Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy

the art of nose biting martial arts.

Pow! Ohh dang he really bite that Mille person. RIGHT IN THE NOSE!! He's a master of Nose-Bite-Kung-Jitsu-Fao-Tung-Fuuy!

by Joseph Harris February 23, 2008

kungfu action jesus

Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power

aang is kungfu action jesus

by sonic869 September 22, 2009

kungfuboris

believes they like misato more than me but in reality is not the truth

hey look at this peehead i just destroyed in a fight

oh kungfuboris

by urinelover6699 July 5, 2021

kungfu jesus

a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes

DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus

by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007

kungfu purple

high quality purple kush that gets u so high u just wanna get brain and get laid like a BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!

nigga i just hit dat kungfu purple so hard i passed out like a poor old nigga on a some niggeritus

by bigboiiiiii! January 15, 2011

kungfu grip

a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.

Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.

Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.

by the recipient of it June 15, 2009