A small independent country in south eastern Europe bordering Albania, Montenegro, Macedonia, and Serbia. It is the newest country, officially declaring independence from Serbia in 2008. It was formerly a county of Serbia which still does not recognize the separation of Kosovo.
Originally Serbia was known as Yugoslavia, spanning what is now the seven independent countries of Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro, and The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Civil war traced from as early as the 80s has led to the dwindling size that it is now. What was Yugoslavia is now recognized as Serbia.
Kosovo is the smallest of the separated nations and is one of the 3 remaining countries to yet join the UN (United Nations). The other two are Taiwan and Vatican City. The capital of Kosovo is Pristina. This is also its largest city.
Originally Serbia was known as Yugoslavia, spanning what is now the seven independent countries of Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro, and The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. Civil war traced from as early as the 80s has led to the dwindling size that it is now. What was Yugoslavia is now recognized as Serbia.
Kosovo is the smallest of the separated nations and is one of the 3 remaining countries to yet join the UN (United Nations). The other two are Taiwan and Vatican City. The capital of Kosovo is Pristina. This is also its largest city.
My dumbass friend went to Kosovo for a relaxing vacation. He got shot by a Serbian soldier. Now I don't have a friend, I'm forever alone!
Some Idiot: "Hey, lets go float the beaches of Kosovo!"
Tryhard Nerd: "What beaches you idiot!? It's completely bordered by land. You're so stupid that you're dead to me."
Some Idiot: "Hey, lets go float the beaches of Kosovo!"
Tryhard Nerd: "What beaches you idiot!? It's completely bordered by land. You're so stupid that you're dead to me."
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Word to describe someone who just woke up and evidently had a long night. Clothing involves used underwear, disgusting t-shirt, pie crust in the eyes, and crumbs on the face. They sound retarded and speak a dialect of loud gruntenese and Marijuanese, along with idiot speak and Damn I'm Drrunkenese. A black komodo can just be called a roach.
RebelTbone: dexter you look nasty. What happened?
Dexter: errrrrgrrrrarrrruhm
RebelTbone: well i see your speaking loud gruntenese again.
Dexter: errrrrrrSTFU
RebelTbone: well im outta here. Go back to bed komodo.
Dexter: errrrrgrrrrarrrruhm
RebelTbone: well i see your speaking loud gruntenese again.
Dexter: errrrrrrSTFU
RebelTbone: well im outta here. Go back to bed komodo.
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Person 2: Koso- What did you say??
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