keyboard

Wat u just now used to type the letters K E Y B O A R D ....

I dont know wat a keyboard is....but im using one right now...!

by ManOfHell May 22, 2008

Keyboardsmash

to describe the phenomena of when there are just no words, but something is still appreciated.

1: "OMG! gljhfvjhlgv"
2: "What's that?"
1: "Keyboardsmash. No words can describe how awesome that was."

by Alethia-mi-chii November 2, 2010

Keyhole

The appearance a woman's anus and vulva make when she's bent over nude. It is further enhanced if the woman's butt cheeks are spread open.

Dude, Debbie was teasing me last night and I totally saw her keyhole when she bent over for me!

by Gene Wonka October 23, 2007

Keyboard Lint

Little bits of material that gather in between the keys on a keyboard. See also pocket lint

Eww, that keyboard is disgusting. Look at all the lint in it.

by diamond April 24, 2005

Keyboard Tourettes

Occurs when someone becomes annoyed, bored, or simply cannot think of anything else to say in an online or texting conversation. The results can vary in characters and length, depending on how frustrated or bored the person is at that moment. This doesn't usually last long, only for one or two messages and is sometimes followed by an awkward moment where the person is unsure if that was a little too wierd or not.

person 1 - yeah
person 2 - lol
person 1 - =
...
person 2 - sdrkjgherkjga
person 1 - keyboard tourettes?
person 2 - yep =

by zpu!7 November 22, 2010

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

You probably have made over 3 expensive builds, scours around group buys, have no money, favorited over 50 keyboard/switch sellers, and you hate mx browns(as you should my objective opinion is great), you are subscribed to all types of mechanical keyboard youtube channels, overall channels, build channels, sound test videos, and all in between. You probably have a very specific preference on what you love in a keyboard, and if someone robbed your house, all you would care about would be your keyboards.

Are you a Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast?

by solelyskyed February 8, 2021

keyhole

when a bullet fired from a gun strikes its target at a funny angle, the resulting asymmetrical hole looks like a keyhole, hence the name. usually caused by a worn or damaged barrel, or poor quality/incorrect caliber ammunition.

that ancient pistol i inherited from my grandfather is so worn out, half the time the bullets will keyhole and the other half of the time i can't even hit the target.

by facefault November 13, 2011