Regan Kelley

Person- a very fruity person who likes to Regan, Regan always likes to Regan, day and night, 24/7, staring at herself in the mirror casually eating their favorite snack, a bagel. try not to get on her bad side because they will bark back at you, chase you down and rip your head off, Regan is a good person. bring joy to everyone around them, keeping them safe, making them smile with their unique humor, and is a great friend who wants to be they're friend!

Person 1:"I wonder what time is Regan time?"
Person 2: " you mean The Regan Kelley?!"
Person 1: "yes, where is Regan Kelley?"
Regan Kelley " EEEEEE, REGAN TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AHHH" * shits on the toilet.

by Beanbob44 May 5, 2022

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees July 16, 2008

Hellen Keller

in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.

if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.

by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011

Helen Keller syndrome

when someone is caught in the act of doing something wrong and all of a sudden don't remember seeing, hearing, or saying anything

When I came home and found the size 2 panties in my bed, he had the nerve to catch Helen Keller syndrome.

by miss jazzie fae February 21, 2009

Keylen

Keylen is a beautiful ,kindhearted girl, she respects all animals and nature and she would do anything for her family. She is the girl you would want to be best friends with.

Keylen is so kind and pretty you should go and talk to her!

by Olivia Martin December 29, 2017