Trinity Keller

a muff muncher cheesy fanny man slag

oi oi elaine fam what’s ur bbm??
don’t talk to me fam u look like Trinity Keller

by johnnycashgisasmash April 30, 2019

trinity keller

a famous instagram sex therapist, who is married to momo. trinity often spends her days collecting rocks and fucking bitches gettin money.

trinity keller is the sexiest bitch alive!!

by urmomsgay April 23, 2019

Keller Texas

A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.

"Welcome to Keller Texas!"
"I can't wait to leave K-Hole!!"

by Aredjay October 8, 2008

kegler

The sweet combination of a growler and a keg that you can get at Red Silo Brewing Company in Cookeville, TN

Dude, I just picked up a kegler of beer and now I can drink from home!

by RedSiloBrewingCompany November 29, 2016

sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007

Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

kellerz

An Weho that calls her self a mom and she tries to whip and nay nay. Although she fails every time she is still a Weho. She also makes bacon at 2am when drunk

Oh look it's a kellerz lets go have her make us some bacon.

by Karsyn August 10, 2015