jordan

the hottest girl everrrr!!!!! best sex everrr

dam jordan

by hotdude1313131313 October 21, 2009

Jordan

1.Country of the middle east
2.Very large penis
3.A really hot, head strong girl
4.Last name of a Famous Basketball player for the Bulls
5.A off the wall beer pong shot
6.A man with a moose knuckle

1. Never go to Jordan, its hot
2. woah man, you have a Jordan
3.That girl, yeah, she's a Jordan
4.Woah! You just made a Jordan
5.Ew, did you see that Douche with a Jordan?

by Jose manche June 7, 2010

jordan

a jordan is when you go under the bed and masterbate.

“last night, my boyfriend really did a jordan.”

by ezisjaded February 17, 2021

Jordan

When white 9 year old boys on TikTok wanna say the n word but don’t wanna get caught

Them: What’s up my Jordan?
Me: :/

by Spindatasslikeabeyblade May 7, 2021

jordan

A fucking idiot that no one likes.

Person 1: *fake hits Jordan
Jordan: Bro that hurt say sorry
Person 1: What? that did not hurt
Jordan: Yes it did how are you going to tell me

by DIO THE NONHERO January 14, 2020

Jordans

basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball

ex:

person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys

by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016

Jordan

literally the fucking best. that’s it.

Guy: ya know who’s the ducking best??
Other guy: Jordan???
Guy: hellz yeah

by jdawg4 August 4, 2019